Your Guaranteed Invitation to the Lint Ball

All my ideas are balled up in my sweaty palm dangled before the cart. I keep on moving, pretending they'll be used in a future art project or story, until found wasting away in the corner like dust bunnies with carrot breath, consumed but ultimately useless.
Attempting to concieve a child through science with my partner, both working 40 hrs+ a week, bombarded by holidays. Pardon the construction as I turn up the heat, the lint tray should pluck out some good sh*t that's been pillaging my brain.

12.15.2007

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt ranks as Most Influential Infant



By reviewing web presence and press clippings Forbes decided the most influential babies five and under. Three out of the four Jolie-Pittsters are in the top five:

1) Shiloh
2) Suri
3) Zahara
4) Sean Preston
5) Pax

I already knew Shiloh is the most beautiful baby in the world, but my god she's also got consumer appeal. Damn. If only Pitt gave donations to deserving queer couples. By the way, no joke, at my partner's father's house hangs a picture just like the above image. What am I saying? Yes, my partner looked like Shiloh as an infant. No jokes, no tricksies. For real yo.
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