The Lint Ball

Your Guaranteed Invitation to the Lint Ball

All my ideas are balled up in my sweaty palm dangled before the cart. I keep on moving, pretending they'll be used in a future art project or story, until found wasting away in the corner like dust bunnies with carrot breath, consumed but ultimately useless.
Attempting to concieve a child through science with my partner, both working 40 hrs+ a week, bombarded by holidays. Pardon the construction as I turn up the heat, the lint tray should pluck out some good sh*t that's been pillaging my brain.

Oh boy. Okay. Jodie's wife should never wear a dress. Please. She's not a bad looking gal, but some folks were just never meant to wear a dress. Please. Why do celebs insist on appearing a certian way? Why??? Jodie's not exactly a dress gal either. Drag queens look more comfortable.

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